Monday, May 31, 2004

Excedrin Hard On

I get a lot of tension head aches because I'm a mad mad man. The urban myth I'd like to start is that the caffeine in the Excedrin after it helps to get rid of your headache fast, it gets a man's blood flowing giving him an Excedrin Hard On. Never again will a headache be synonymous with "not tonight dear" - instead my wife and I have had our best sex on nights after I have taken Excedrin. Why take crazy pharmaceuticals that are so expensive when Excedrin is easily bought in any supermarket or pharmacy? I only take one because I do not get a lot of caffeine during my day, I don't drink coffee or tea, but I do have a daily Red Bull. So there you have it, this is my piece of folklore I'm adding to the world's list of aphrodisiacs. This may not work on everyone the way it does with me because I don't have as much caffeine in my system as the average coffee drinker. But I tell you, if firmer longer lasting erections sounds like fun to you, give it a go. As long as you are not allergic to aspirin you should be fine. Excedrin just may become "poor man's viagra". Remember I'm not a doctor, I'm an on line personality, and none of these statements have been evaluated by the FDA. Let me know if you have any luck with this formula for a good time.

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